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March 30, 2006

Consolidation

Well it has begun...

Not only do Hakeber and I have a shared bank account now, but we also have a shared email address. It really is just an email to send all our bill notifications to but I guess it could be used for actual correspondence in the future.

March 28, 2006

Roc This Town!

So this weekend was another disc golf tournament. This time it was a one-day event held up at East Roswell Park. I felt pretty good about going into this one cause I played this course almost weekly with the guys at work (which were not my coworkers then) for most of the summer. I also wrangled Andrew into playing in the tourney as well. I ended up finishing 12th (out of 23) in my division and Andrew came in 7th. I was kind of disappointed cause I was one place from getting cash at the event (I was off by only one stroke). All in all though I was pretty pleased. No individual scorecards with this event either.

In other news my iPod has certainly been getting a workout at the workplace. I found a set of computer speakers and just play off that thing the whole day blasting it so loud for the whole room to hear. That is what they wanted it not me. I always thought that 4500+ songs was a good amount but I now find myself wanting more. Of course I also get complaints about how there is a lack of Beatles or the Rolling Stones on my iPod. Hey man, it is MY iPod...just back off! In any event...I need some new music...now where can I find some of that good jazz...?

March 24, 2006

Syndication Massacre

Here is my email to those pesky people at AtlantasNews.net.

To Whom It May Concern,

It has come to my attention that your site (AtlantasNews.net) is stealing the feed from my blog (Mr. P'body's Place - http://www.mrpbody33.com/) without my permission. I am sure that you have heard this before from other irate bloggers today. I could inform of you the Creative Commons License on my site just like the others did. I also could inform you in no way have you made mention that the original work from my site is not your own. I also could mention that the image you have representing my site insults my masculinity and gives me the urge to give you an old fashioned ass kicking.

But I am above that. Simply discontinue the use of my blog content on your site and we will just say it is even for now. I hope that in the future you will pay attention to the fact you need permission to syndicate feeds from sources not your own.

Sincerely,
Barry "Mr. P'body" Arnson

Thanks for the tip people.

March 21, 2006

"I Nailed Tiffany"

This was on the order I just finished. I guess when you want to display your sexual exploits there isn't much better than a cheerleader bobblehead with the above engraved on it. I am sure it will look great on someones dashboard.

March 20, 2006

Looks Like Someone Got A New CD

March 18, 2006

Fat Bottomed Girls

I really don't know what Dave is thinking in his post; Thongs, A Sizing Dilemma. Dave might like chicks that look like sticks but that is certainly not for me. I look at those girls and bite my lip from saying, "Eat A Sammich!", out loud. I am certainly not saying those girls are ugly. I just like a woman with a little junk in the trunk. But let's look more into the this thong issue.

Thongs specific purpose is to provide women with underwear that doesn't create lines that show through outerwear. A big turnoff for me is to see a woman with a nice butt but you can visibly see the granny panties underneath. Thongs give that impression of the woman going commando (which is uber sexy) without all the drawbacks. "Can't see the line can you Russ?" But proper use of thong can be taken out of control very easy. If you are wearing a thong I don't want to see that above your waist line. Are you just trying to prove the fact to every woman out there that you are wearing a designer thong? Tuck that back in and let me think of you sans panties.

Secondly my type of woman is thick. I have dated a few sticks in my past and I keep going back to thick women. Now when I say thick I don't mean overweight with a gut. If you do your yoga/pilates/stripper workout everyday and still have a tiny tummy you are good to go for me. Big thighs, nice round butt, and a trim waist. Sorry I drifted off there for a minute. Just remember there is a fine line between being thick and a plumper.

Lastly I don't think there is any problem with providing larger women with thongs. The important thing for woman is to feel sexy in whatever she is wearing. Nothing is sexier than a woman that is comfortable with their body in whatever shape it is. Of course having sex with woman who are comfortable with their bodies is even better. So if you wear Extra-Large or Large thongs...you best feel good when you slide that fabric past those big thighs.

Oh and if you are rocking the XXXL thongs...BACK AWAY FROM THE SAMMICH!

March 17, 2006

*pinch*

Why aren't you wearing green? It's St. Patty's Day!

March 14, 2006

Happy Pi Day!

Today is 3-14 so that means it is Pi Day. So at 1:59 PM live it up people. Also it is unofficially Steak and Blowjob Day too. Think I will celebrate both this year.

March 13, 2006

A little too much Morningwood this past week?

I can't wait to move

Well once again we have no air conditioning. All it does is blow air (not cold air). It has something to do with the compressor outside that was born in 1984. When we had to replace our furnace this winter the maintenance guys turned off the AC. I turned it on again now that it is a little warmer and I got nothing. And good luck finding anything on the internet about a 20+ year old unit. Make it cold once again please...just for a couple days.

March 12, 2006

Weekend Tourney Action

Secret Squirrel SoireeSo this weekend was spent at Redan Park in Lithonia, GA. It was the 6th Annual Secret Squirrel Soiree. The event is put on by a whole bunch of locals who, you guessed it, call themselves the Secret Squirrels. Basically it is a bunch of people that started playing disc golf a long time before I was even a twinkle in my dad's eye. Well maybe not that old. Anyways I once again had a great time. Met some cool people. Saw some old faces from other tourneys. My neck got pretty burnt too. I started out the first round on Saturday pretty rough shooting 14 over par. The next round Saturday and again on the two rounds today I settled down and played great. In fact I recorded my personal best of 5 over par on the last round (that's 59 for those who are golf challenged). I have never shot under 60 at Redan and never shot under 60 in a tourney before. It felt real good.


On a sidenote...I shaved my beard off.

March 9, 2006

Fünf

Greg tagged me so I guess I will do it...

What were you doing ten years ago?
That would be Sophomore year of high school for me. This would have been the first full year that I didn't have a girlfriend. Course having three the prevous year I was kinda glad for the break. That summer I would get my learner permit and start driving my dad around.

What were you doing one year ago?
Not blogging much that is for sure. Working for NTB for 10-13 hours shifts as an assistant manager. Not taking grad school classes like I should have been.

Five snacks you enjoy:
Tostitos (with melted cheese, salsa, or just naked)
Pop Corn
Dry Cereal
Kiwi Fruit
Hot Tamales

Five songs to which you know all the lyrics:
Anything by Guster
Anything by Jamiroquai
"Brighter Than Sunshine" by Aqualung
"Dream Weaver" by Gary Wright
"Believe It Or Not" by Joey Scarbury

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:
Build a private disc golf course
Pay off debt
Invest at least half
Buy a stereo so loud that it blow the clothes off women (credit to The Napster from The Italian Job)
Give a whole bunch to TECH so I can get good football tickets

Five things you like doing:
Disc Golf (duh!)
Spending time with Hakeber and Kozmo
Drinking
Sex
Travel

Five things you would never wear again:
The tux from high school band
Briefs
A stocking cap with the puff ball on top
Work shirts from NTB (I really should just burn those)
The sock I ruined when I stepped into the muddy creek at the Ice Bowl this year

Five favorite toys:
iPod
Cock Rings
DVD player in the truck
Camera (both digital and 35mm)
on yeah....Frisbees!

And I tag no one!

March 8, 2006

Just got paid...Wednesday night?

Yeah I got my first paycheck from my new job today. Let's just say it was what I expected (I can do math). It was a real nice feeling when I was handed my paycheck in the morning. I ripped that sucker open so fast you would have thought there was a golden ticket inside. When I quit my job I really didn't think I would have been jobless for as long as I did. So when that paycheck hit my hand there was a feeling of exitement elation euphoria. After work I headed straight for the bank and walked up the ATM with a sort of swagger you would have thought I got a years salary on one check. The only let down....they misspelled my last name. Happens all the time. Now if I can just start to win some money at these disc golf tournaments I will have two incomes!

March 3, 2006

What a week it has been!

Let me start off first by saying that I am really starting to enjoy work. I get to work with friends (some close and some I am just getting to know) and I just sit in front of a computer all day. Now if that computer had internet I would be set. I really had no idea how many people ordered plaques, trophies, name badges, and the like on a regular basis. People also drop some serious paper for said plaques. Now I am not saying they are paying for stuff that is over priced cause the materials do cost a bit, but I am talking about when you have to make plaques for an entire cheerleading squad it will get pricey. Currently I am still trying to learn the programs and procedures. I usually pick up a few new things each day. And ever since the first day it has gotten a little easier. I think I am gonna like it there...but the main test comes when I get my paycheck.