Mr. P'body's Place

Top ten signs your desk is beyond messy:
10. You can't find your coaster but have a bunch of ruined CD-R's you could use as coasters
9. You find check stubs going back three months
8. You start looking online for new desks cause you can't find your old one
7. Dust bunnies are forming an alliance with the bed bugs on your PDA
6. Your cock ring even has dust on it
5. Wait...what the hell is a cock ring doing on a desk!?
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3. You throw away your old Farside desk calendar from 2002
2. The Rubik's Cube you lost about a year ago turns up under some papers....solved

And the #1 sign that your desk is beyond messy...

1. You find Mrs. Potatohead with Darth Tater in the back corner exchanging body parts!!!

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Talk about a long break or what... Christmas is finally over for me. Now it is time to sober up and pay a few bills. Alright few is probably a major understatement but you knew it was coming. So I return to the internet community finding about 3000 spam comments on my website. The constant battle wages on. My desk is an absolute mess too. I have been just piling more and more stuff on top of it since the new year and maybe even before that.

Oh yeah, I went to a wedding on new year's eve/new year's day. The wedding was wonderful and I wish Jesse and Lacey the best for years to come. However I must say the reception was a disappointment for me. The wine sucked...and the doesn't fly with me. The one thing I know about college weddings is that they must have a full open bar at the reception. Especially on a new year's event!

Final Thought: If you have the money to take a weekend trip to the Ritz...DO IT!

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