Breaking In and Breakin Down!
Scene: Bedroom around 4am in the morning. Light creeps in from the street lamp outside.
Phone Rings
Me: (Ahh crap, who the hell is calling me at this hour?)
Answering Machine: This is the security peoples, we have an alarm going off at the store, please call us back 1-800-###-####
Me: Crap!
(Picks up the phone and dials number)
Operator: Security Peoples, whatcha want?
Me: I got a call that my store's alarm is going off.
Operator: Let me see....Yep it is...Do wou want me to monitor it until the police arrive on the scene?
Me: Yes (maybe I can catch a few more winks of sleep)
Phone Rings Again
Me: Hello?
Operator: The police have arrived and there was a break in at your store when can I tell them you are going to be there?
Me: Thirty (craptacular) minutes...




