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Thought I would answer a quick Sexy Sat question before heading off to a weekend of work.
What is the strangest place on your body that, if touched, turns you on?
Come to think of it, I really don't have a strange one. Being as that I am a guy, I tend to have only one zone of pleasure. You can figure that one out yourself. However, I do like it when women touch my neck and back of the head. Other than that, I am pretty simple to please.
So today I decided it was a good day to vaccum the apartment due to the fact that I was off. I always seem to do all my housework on the days I am off from work. Never a day of rest. Well I was 3/4 done with the apartment when I noticed that vaccum wasn't picking up stuff as much. I turned it off and flipped it over to see if the brushes were obstructed by lots of Hakeber hair or something of the sort. The brushes were clean and they rotated freely. With it flipped over I turned it on to see it it turned and sure enough it wasn't. I took off the bottom and the belt fell out all broken. Before I started to sob my eyes out for having lost the vaccum that got me through much of college and my first apartment, I remembered that my parents were going to give me a new vaccum for Christmas. Called up my mom and I asked if I could have it a few months early. She agreed and I was on my way to get it.
After a short trip up to suburbia, I was back with new Hoover vaccum in hand. After some assembly, the new vaccum was ready to start cleaning. My mom did tell me it was really good and I decided to go over the areas I had already done. I didn't think that I was gonna have to empty the trap every room I went through. When I was finished, I was appalled by the scene in the trash can. No wonder Hakeber and I have been sick the past couple of weeks. Everyone needs to invest in a good vaccum now and then.
Hakeber made a list, it inspired me to do the same....
1. I lost my voice on Monday
2. I still haven't found it
3. I agree with Hakeber's #1
4.
5. Ever wonder why there is no four?
6. It is just one of those things you ask about, like hemorrhoids
7. Well maybe not like hemmorrhoids at all
8. I still out sold other salesmen even though I couldn't speak
9. My Winamp is playing the Jean-Luc Picard Song
10. Almost as good as What a Wookie
11. Sleeping should become the national pastime
12. I usually fall asleep when I watch baseball anyways
14. Ever notice that there are no 13th floors in buildings?
17. I should be reading right now
23. Aichmophobia really sucks ass
47. Going for a Mani/Pedi tomorrow
O <--------- My blood type
11ty,000,000,000. And I am spent...
Badgers - Good very late night techno tune. And you can't beat dancing badgers anyway.
Rocket Mania - I never was good at the word games, but spatial reasoning is my bitch!
Strong Bad Email - A weekly occurance...
Here are a couple shots of Kozmo. He wouldn't hold still enough for some facial shots. Right now he is just so happy to be out of the cages at the humane society I think. Special thanks go out to Hakeber for helping the subject remain still for a short while.
No he isn't a cartoon kitty...it is an actually real live cat. He is a 2 year old Siamese-mix. His name is Kozmo and looks kinda like a White Bengal Tiger. I will hopefully have a picture later on of him after he comes out of his safe place in Hakeber's room.
I guess I will answer a Sexy Sat question before I go to sleep...
Would you prefer to get it on as soon as you can, or does the deliciousness of anticipation make it worth the wait?
It really depends on the situation...I mean I do enjoy to go to a whole day of events and parties before coming home and shagging. But there is also the fun of mid-day or even morning romping that is exciting. It really depends on what mood I am in and the mood of my mate. Overall I prefer to wait than to have sex as soon as possible.
Alright, this dog goes back tomorrow. I am not waiting for Hilary to come and pick it up. I am just gonna drop it off on their porch like they said I could if the dog acted strangely. All it does is stare and Hakeber and I (as noted in the picture), pee on itself, and generally act schizo. The dog is so uneasy that it is making me uneasy as well. I believe that constitutes acting strangely. I want to get a kitten (or at least something with mental illness).
I got off early and thought I would answer another Friday Five.
1. Is the name you have now the same name that's on your birth certificate? If not, what's changed?
Yes it is.
2. If you could change your name (first, middle and/or last), what would it be?
I actually wouldn't change my name. I like the way it sounds.
3. Why were you named what you were? (Is there a story behind it? Who specifically was responsible for naming you?)
I asked this same question to my parents and they never could come up with an answer. They did tell me if I turned out to be a girl they would have named me Sandy or something like that. I claim that they named me after Barry Manilow.
4. Are there any names you really hate or love? What are they and why?
The names that I hate were those I was called in grade school. They never were actually inventive cause nothing really rhymes well with Barry. Except maybe hairy.
5. Is the analysis of your name at kabalarians.com / triggur.org / astroexpert accurate? How or how isn't it?
Of course it does. You have to understand that those things are never negative. It never says, "Christopher, you are mean, rude, and a cheap person. No one likes you and you should really just jump off a building..." I don't even have to look at them to know that they describe me. It is like reading your horoscope at the end of the day and looking for signs in hindsight.
Looking forward to a weekend of work...time for another Friday Five...
1. What housekeeping chore(s) do you hate doing the most?
Cleaning the fridge. I mean by the time you actually motivate yourself into doing it, it is too late. Strange hairy fruits and meat puddings.
2. Are there any that you like or don't mind doing?
Vacuuming is something I enjoy. i like walking around barefoot on fresh carpet.
3. Do you have a routine throughout the week or just clean as it's needed?
Depends on what it is but most of it is clean as needed.
4. Do you have any odd cleaning/housekeeping quirks or rules?
I vacuum in grids.
5. What was the last thing you cleaned?
The carpet...I vacuumed.
I liked having the weekend off, but when I saw how much money I could have made at work it made me a little mad. The reason it makes me mad is cause thanks to random expenses like a new $800 chair, I realize I will be in dire straits if I don't watch my finances. On a cooler note, I installed my electric fan and power programmer. Now my truck can up to 127 mph (removing the 97 mph limiter), shifts harder, and runs much cooler. Of course after doing all this work, it made me realize how much I like working on the truck (especially with my best friend) and how much more I want to do as well. Next on the list for the truck will a blue neon kit with some neon accent tubes on the floorboard inside. It is really never finished.