Mr. P'body's Place

Well today was a pretty uneventful day. I didn't sell much at work, and classes were kinda boring. I have a test next week in the class, I already think I am ready for it. The two things that made day seem better both occurred in the same place. The first one was when I saw a guy walk straight into an automatic door that just wasn't too automatic at the time. The funny part was when he tried and play it off like nothing happened. The second thing was something I found in the same area. Next to the automatic doors to the building was this little thing posted up with tape. This was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Here is what it says:

So if you really want to provide services to this person, I do have the phone number listed on it. But I wouldn't mess with such a demanding person. Maybe ask for some references before committing to full time "Sugar Daddy-ing".