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June 28, 2002

The weekend is finally here

Working has made me really appreciate the time on the weekend. Now I feel like I live for the weekends, and it is just the first week. I think I just need to settle into my job and things will get easier. So my best buds came over and we grilled up some Jack Daniel's steaks, grilled corn, bread, salad, and beer. A real down south meal! The marinade for the steaks is my own recipe that I am still working on, but as you can figure out it contains a good helping of good ole Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey. You can find marinade recipes out there, but I am trying to develop my own. Tonight's turn out pretty good and I got no complaints. Tomorrow I get to break my parent's beagle (Snoop) out of "jail". I say my parent's dog cause I wanted a dog all while growing up but it wasn't until after I went to college that they finally got one. Oh well, he is still cool. I need to pick him up early so I am heading to bed.

June 25, 2002

I am a working man!

So I am finally employed, and it is a nice feeling too. But I really have a reduced amount of time to do the things I normally do. That usually consisted of sleeping til noon and then playing on the computer or watching Newgrounds movies in between eating meals. I have never sold tires in my life...hell I know very little about tires. But that shouldn't stop anyone, especially me. My feet hurt, Dr. Scholl's to the rescue. So now my computer just chugs away all day searching for extraterrestrial life.

So continuing with the no interest in porn philosophy of this site, I have uploaded another series of wacky porn pictures. Sometimes I think photographers really run out of ideas about backgrounds and concepts for a series of photos. The ones I capture reflect that. Check out the new bunny on the scene here, and check the rest in the media gallery.

In the News...
The Bible and the Apocalypse - Let's face it. The "Good Book" can be interpreted a thousand different ways. Terrorist activity has been happening for ages. It is a little simple minded to think that there has been an increase in terrorism just because it has more media coverage than the death of Mother Teresa or just because it happens to the USA. America is not the center of world.
Police fear wurst, halt Wienermobile near Pentagon - Awww come on! It is the freakin' Wienermobile people! I think those cops just wanted Wiener-whistles.
Neighborhood pussy dispute - LMAO! w00t!
Where's Waldo? - Okay, this really isn't news, but you just can't pass this up. Way too much fun!

June 23, 2002

Opa!

God damn, I need to update this site more. Maybe that is why I have had a slight dip in hits to this site. Oh wait, I know why no one come to this site anymore... I don't post copious amounts of porn. The fact is that you can go to countless other places to get porn. However, I do have a small porn collection on this site in which I host series of pictures that I really just think are funny. Like this girl who just gets so turned on by taxi cabs. You can view all the other stuff by using the navigate pull-down to the right. Or you can just click here to go straight to my media gallery. In there you can find a whole mess of things I have found. Porn is not the main focus of this site. (Yeah Right) BTW....the R. Kelly Video is crap.

Yo! McHottieJo has finally updated her site. She alone makes me want to put a cam portal on my site so I can see her sexy ass. Go and check her site out. And while you are at it... check out these other sites with chicks.

Cam Chicks: (and I mean that in the most respectable way possible)
Pamela - Sassy and Seksi, I think that says it all.
Cameryn - Another skateboarding Canadian?
Laura - This chick is from the Dirty South area.

June 18, 2002

and mayhem ensues....

Right now, I am keeping an eye on that American Idol show. This first one was pretty funny seeing people getting their hopes crushed to become a pop-star, but this one is lacking. So I think I will go back watching some Cat Boxing. Of course I could always meet up with a bunch of webloggers in my area and talk about the power outage at Six Flags or the Al Qaeda Training Manual (my phone probably just got tapped for that link). At least I am not turning my back on Dubya. I am just gonna sit back and read some of the crazy shit that Not Quite King does in his spare time (crazy Yankee) and wait for that hottie MCHottieJo to finish her new layout. I will ignore the wannabes in the mean time. My birthday is in less than a month... buy me stuff!

June 17, 2002

I gots a job

First off, doesn't that baby to the left look like he was dropped on his head. I found that images off of Careersathome.com. It was too weird to pass up. So I finally have a job. Well this is pending the result of my "pee test". I will be working at NTB so if you need some new wheels for yo ride....let me know. Of course I am working there so I can get some phat rims for mine as well. But I don't start til next week so I am stuck here. I watched Adult Swim last night. I must say that the Cartoon Network has finally figured out the demographic that watches their late night programming. My two favorite shows are Mission Hill and Sealab 2021. They are freaking funny as hell. Although those shows aren't as crazy as Crank Yankers. Created by Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla but the idea of prank calling has been around since the invention of the damn thing. Some of the skits they have are really funny. This is also funny (thanks Sparky).

Newgrounds fun
Hangaroo - Hangman with a sassy Kangaroo?
Casey Kasem Out Takes - WTF!
Zelda: The Little Things - Go grab a sandwich and wait for this to download.
SimGirl - If dating were only so simple.
Britney Spears - Yeah, I found this one searching for boobs.

I Am A: Chaotic Good Elf Ranger Cleric

Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Secondary Class:
Clerics are the voices of their God/desses on Earth. They perform the work of their deity, but this doesn't mean that they preach to a congregation all their lives. If their deity needs something done, they will do it, and can call upon that deity's power to accomplish their goals.

Deity:
Solonor Thelandria is the Chaotic Good elven god of archery and the hunt. He is also known as the Keen Eye, the Great Archer, and the Forest Hunter. His followers respect nature, and only hunt when needed, but are quick to defend the forest from intruders. Their favorite weapon is the bow, and they tend to be extremely talented with it. Solonor Thelandria's symbol is an arrow with green fletchings.

Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy of NeppyMan (e-mail)

June 15, 2002

Renewal

Yeah, today was the day that I registered this domain name. But I actually started the site before I had the domain name. In any event...it has been a year for this site. Talk about a celebration. Whoopie!

Alright, so last night I went to see The Bourne Identity with Hakeber. Well we ran into Big Head and other band folk that don't have websites. :) There were a lot of us in the group so we split up in the theater. The show was sold out (or almost there) and I was stuck next a character. The guy fell asleep during the previews and practically stayed asleep for the entire movie. With the occasional deep snore during the few quiet points of the film, it caused a small radius of people around him to chuckle every time. I must say it was both funny and annoying to be seated next to that guy. After the movie was over, he woke up and proceeded to leave. I guess he didn't mind paying $8.00 for 2 hours of awkward sleep.

Quick Review of The Bourne Identity:
It sucked, don't go see it. Unless you get off seeing Matt Damon on the big screen, wait for it to come out on the Internet.

June 12, 2002

Rough Stuff

Boxing...a true man's sport that has been cheapened at an almost exponential rate since the invention of the television. Let's face it, today's boxing matches leave little to be desired. Holyfield proved that his head is truly his best weapon in a fight. Tyson proved that even though you might be in jail for 3 years, it doesn't mean you will be any better of a fighter. Boxing now-a-days has become even more hyped up than wrestling. It won't be long before boxing matches begin to have story lines just like wrestling. I think I will just stick to buying bootleg copies of Backyard Wrestling, that is a true sport.

How would you like it if you found a corpse in your hotel room? I know I wouldn't. How about seeing electric eels coming out your toilet? That would really suck. How about this...your dog got accused of racial profiling? How stupid is this world we have been living in? I just found out that I have been driving wrong all my life. What am I gonna do? I could check out the R. Kelly video on Dgnr8 (just right click and choose "Save As"). Nah, I think I will just checkout some nekkid camgirls.

June 10, 2002

Weekend Wrap-up

Well since I don't have a job right now and Hakeber doesn't have any Friday classes, the weekend really starts on Thursday for me. So after watching the Red Wings win game 2 of the Stanley Cup, I just kinda relaxed, had some Malaysian food, and rented From Hell. A quick review of the film: A film about Jack the Ripper (Ripp-er? I don't even know her!) that really wasn't true to the real history, but Heather Graham was hot - Victoria style. Saturday I took in the Redneck Spectacle known as the Stone Mountain "Laser" Show. I got back from that and watch the Wings win Game 3 (damn that was a long ass game). And on Sunday, it was a day of relaxation (or so I thought). I went home to visit the rents. Well that was a big mess. First of all, my mom graces me with a wonderful new present for the apartment (pic, pic). WHAT THE FUCK!?! You know how sometimes at Christmas time when you get that present from your grandma of a sweater with bunnies on it....this has to be 10 times worse. I didn't know what the say to her....I just took the damn thing. I might just try and sell it on eBay. I am sure someone will want that piece of crap.

Well I surfed around and tried to get a handle on this whole camgirl thing. I know it way old news and camgirls have been around much longer than this site has but I was trying to get a lock on the formula. It really is interesting. I must say that most of these girls have much better programming skills than I have (only HTML for me). Here is some I found that are pretty cool.

Camgirls
Camilla - This girl is from Norway (that is great cause I am part Norwegian).
Mandi - She has really red hair.
Renee - This girl just got back from the Keys.
Samantha - She is from Down Under.

"D" is for...
Dagimp - Dallas Pimps - Deviant - Dgnr8 - Dumpster Funk

June 6, 2002

Wings + Beer = Hockey Fun!

Two things before I go an watch some Hockey (Go Wings!). My carpet is all wet. Take a look at what I am having to do to get it dry ( pic, pic ). There is an industrial sized fan blowing underneath and ballooning up my carpet in front of my bathroom. Needless to say it is really noisy.

The second things is that the Red Wings better win tonight. The first game had to have been a fluke victory for the Hurricanes. I am off to watch the game. Why aren't you watching it right now?

June 5, 2002

Soon small will mean huge, just like bad means good.

Yeah, I want a Mini Cooper S. I have seen a couple of them around town they just look bad ass. I think this would be the only import car that I would ever actually like to own (besides Megacar of course). They are just perfect for city living too. So lets do a little comparison between my Xtreme and the this Mini Cooper S. My X has a stock horsepower of 190 (although with the mods I have done, it should be around 205 Hp). The Mini Cooper S only has 163 Hp. Hoewever, this where it gets tricky. The Mini Cooper 2 has a unladen weight of 2678 lbs. My X has a stock weight of 4400 lbs (but probably much more with the bed cover and sound system). So now if you look at the Hp to weight ratio it shows that the Mini Cooper S is about 1.4 times better than the X in horsepower to weight ratio. Of course if I got a Mini, I wouldn't sell the X. I would just turn it into a show truck.

So R. Kelly has been arrested on 21 counts of child pornography. In addition, he is gonna have to register as a sex offender. Who do we also know that is a sex offender? But in all seriousness, R. Kelly is a sick individual and need to seek counseling. In other news, anyone up for a scavenger hunt? This stuff ain't too weird. I remember a couple of my roommates having the "Sexual Olympics" with their girlfriends. I will spare everyone the details. I got my Eminem album, did you get yours?"

Plugz
Big Headed - That is right, now you can find out the lifestyle of a man with a huge head.
Redbrain - 1 brain, 2 brain / red brain, blue brain?
Class or Sex? - Always a tough decision.
Rhiannon - Nipples for 20 bucks.

June 4, 2002

As one gets new life, another dies...

Well, Prence has closed Notsoclear.org. It pains me to delete his link from the "Dirty South" link exchange. BTW...if you want to get into the "Dirty South"... just click here. So now I have to plug other sites now. Like Holeinthenet, Brendanverse, and Dallaspimps. My girlfriend finally updated her site today. She calls me a housewife. Where does she get such wacky ideas? North America is gonna get to see a crescent sun on Monday. Of course it is not as cool as being crescent fresh. I often wonder, "how Jedi could I be?" or "How can I kill fat people faster?" Well you do have a lot of time to think about strange things when all you do is sit around and watch hottie Paige Davis on Trading Spaces.

But seriously, it is crazy how close India and Pakistan are to war (again). Here is a timeline of their history of conflicts. I am just wondering who is gonna be the "Franz Ferdinand" to truly ignite this war. Some scary shit going down, and I don't like it. It is glad to see that Bush is taking the Samuel L. Jackson approach to warfare. "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger..."

June 3, 2002

Ahhh, the new design is refreshing

More refreshing than Vanilla Coke that is for sure. I actually had that stuff when it came out. Hell we have a concert series sponsored by it in the ATL right now. In any event...it took me a long as time get this site up. I have a Webcam now (as you can see to the right). It is about damn time I guess. I am so behind the times.

The bad thing about working on a site redesign on a dial-up is that you really don't have much time for anything else. I was so absorbed into working out the kinks that I didn't even pace the internet for any cool finds. However, I did stumble upon some cool sites. So check these sites out and come back here later for a better update.

Plugz...
Mentalanquish.net - I was going through mental auguish trying to finish this design.
Funkyshit.org - Yeah, that shit is oh so funky!
Typo-x - Legal camgirl
Analynn - Uhhh, naked camgirl...
.tmp - It is only temporary...it will go away.