Mr. P'body's Place

On a brighter note, I signed the lease for my new apartment today with Hakeber. 12 months....pretty long time. I can't believe my parents even agreed to co-signed with us. I mean back in their day, guys and girls living together was un-heard of and probably forbidden in some states. I am just glad I am not living with my parents over the summer. The only bad thing is that I will have limited Internet access until I get a new computer. Like I am gonna sign up for DSL when I am still using my 266 MHz laptop from when I was a freshman. Connecting the cable modem would probably cause the thing to overload right there on the spot.

Since it is finals week, this has caused a lot of procrastination on my part. This also means that I (or friends) have found a lot wacky stuff on the Internet the pass couple days. Here are the results. This has to be one of the greatest calculators ever invented. Ever wonder what would happen if you found a Muffin Tree? I can't believe that Justina has such bad habits. What is crazier than a dancing asian? A rapping Asian of course! It is simply Celeste. So, you need an evil plan, and you need it quick! Awwwwww......look at the kittens playing music on beach, they are just so cute. Shemale or Female? Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock....

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Today begins a whole day of writing a paper for which I should have been writing the entire term. Sound familiar? I think is a epidemic that is sweeping America. Enough said...it is time for random links of mystery. You can guess the premise here I am sure.

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If you can't guess already, I got a Rubik's Cube and I put the damn thing down. I have solved it a couple times, but I think those just have been flukes. In any event, I think Hakeber is getting made at me, cause I definitely am paying less attention to her because of the damn cube. Air Heads are good, but they really eat up your digestive system if you eat a lot of them in a row. Trust me on this one. I don't care what you won it for, do you know what the hell you are kissing looks like? I received the almost semi-annual picture of the potted plants grown by those little grade school children. I swear, I must get that picture almost every couples months. I would like to welcome Erinz to the Dirty South!

This is really funny...
Call 1-800-564-8982
Press 2, then dial
5228 for "Masturbation",
5227 for "Homosexuality",
5226 for "Think your Gay?",
5224 for "Overweight Teens",
5219 for "Alcoholic Parents",
5218 for "Do you love yourself?"

Joke of the day
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

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It is really said when a whole goes by and you can even find the time to think about an update. Countless times I wanted to post an update, but I didn't want to cheat the public with a crappy content post. Hell... what am I kidding myself for...like any of my posts are really content worthy. In any event...I HATE SCHOOL. Well I really hate only of my Profs because he is being a real dick. Telling me stuff like how he is gonna fail me (again) in a class I need to graduate. What a wonderful thing to hang over someone's head as they are about to take finals in the next two weeks. On top of all that this Prof told me that he wanted to tell me to quit college 3 years ago. That explains all the C's I have always gotten in everyone of his courses. It is not like I am poor student, I have a freaking 3.02 GPA at one of the most competitive engineering schools in the dirty south, let alone the country. Needless to say he won't be getting a good grade his course critque. Everyone I believe has an arch-enemy in this world. For some people, this arch-enemy is a person, for others it is a concept or ideology. In any event, everyone has someone or something on this planet that acts in complete opposition to the other. I believe I have found mine in this professor and it really pushes me to go "highlander" on his ass! Despite all this shit with my Prof and all the crap I had due this week, I was able to make some new friends during the week. If you haven't heard Party Radio you are really missing out. The DJ that sometimes does live broadcast is one crazy-ass mofo.

I got an email from another DJ during the week about Artificial Intelligence (Kubrick edit). Now I am huge Kubrick fan and of course was more than disappointed by the crappy job Spielberg did with the film after Kubrick's death. However, I must say that it requires more that just the deletion of "lite" scenes to make a true Kubrick version. Kubrick is much deeper than just having "dark" scenes. He character development style to totally different as well as his characters have much more internal conflicts. Even though in the article it contends that Kubrick had an ending similar to the one actually in the movie (minus the aliens by Spielberg), I would contend that Kubrick would have eventually decided to end his film at the point where David meets the Blue Fairy and watches her for eternity. No resolution is the beautiful Kubrick ending to any movie. Well enough with my theories on Kubrick.

Everyone should go out and enjoy the weekend! I know I will spend the whole thing mainly indoors working on shit for the next couple weeks of class. Speaking of class, I wonder if they guys over at Class or Sex? have as much trouble with their classes as I do. Hey check out the new Crankine Column (bottom right)!

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Yesterday, I spent all day in a van traveling all over Metro Atlanta. I participated in the annual Get-A-Clue presented by members of the GT Band. GAC is a scavenger hunt that takes teams of 4 or more all over the city looking for clues and then eventually ends sometime before the sun rises the next day. Well the good teams can finish in about 9 hours, all the others kinda give up when they see daylight. My team this year was named "Second to Last" and consisted of myself, Michael, Lindsay, Adam, and our token Asian, Epstein. We all had a hell of a good time and finished in about 10 hours. We placed 7th overall. Now I have to settle down and focus on graduating. All I have between here and the end of the term are papers and finals. Not exactly what I had pictured for my graduating term. I have always wondered what other people have accomplished at my age. Makes me feel like this whole college education things isn't what is cracked up to be. Google search engine on your AIM list. They also have it for MSN messenger, check it out here. Check out Blogtrack to keep track of your favorite sites. Here is a nice little tribute to the Queen Mum. The many, many sighting of the BSOD. And introducing, Library Cats From Around the World!

On with the news...
Another Green Jacket for Tiger - It is time for more Nike sponsorship. What the hell does he do with all those jackets anyway? At this rate he is just gonna have to get a closet for them all.
Democrat Implies Sept. 11 Administration Plot - I really expected that this would come up eventually. They had advanced warning of the Pearl Harbor attack, what would make this any different.
IRS Pays Millions in Nonexistent 'Slavery' Credits - I didn't even know that existed....craziness.
At Airport Gate, a Cyborg Unplugged - We have professors like that at our school. I am usually surprised to see them in the light of day.
"Matrix" Reloads: Gaye in for Aaliyah - So let's see....in the Matrix sequel Neo will find out that he has more powers, loses his hand in battle, and finds out that Agent Anderson is his father. Or maybe I just way off base...

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I have been procrastinating like a there was no tomorrow. What is my poison this time you ask? Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. I must play that game like 3+ hours a day....I am seriously an addict. I am getting tired of Litestep. It is a great Windows shell and it allows me to do a lot more than the default shell, but it is becoming harder to find themes that will run in my litestep distro. This is part thanks to the website going down and coming back with only a few things. Thanks to Hunter for plugging me in his last update. Will internet advertising ever stop? In a partial roof collapse, 37 record-store clerks are feared dead. It is always rough when news hits so close to home. I am Paddington Bear, what story book character are you? I know a lot of people at my school are always Stalking William Shatner. This could be possible, but I think it is a grim look into the future. Have you ever wondered what happens when office supplies attack! This is just one crazy banana! Alright....I think that is way enough for now. I would like to give a shout out to Ajay, Digi, Deviant, and Chris. Check out the new Crankine Column (below and on the right).

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System of a Down
Chop Suey

Wake up
Grab a brush and put a little (makeup)
Grab a brush and put a little
Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
Hide the scars to fade away the
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable
You wanted to
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
You wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
You wanted to
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
You wanted to
I don't think you trust
In, my, self righteous suicide
I, cry, when angels deserve to die, DIE

Wake up
Grab a brush and put a little (makeup)
Grab a brush and put a little
Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
Hide the scars to fade away the
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable
You wanted to
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
You wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
You wanted to
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
You wanted to
I don't think you trust
In, my, self righteous suicide
I, cry, when angels deserve to die
In, my, self righteous suicide
I, cry, when angels deserve to die

Father, father, father, father
Father into your hands, I commend my spirit
Father into your hands
why have you forsaken me
In your eyes forsaken me
In your thoughts forsaken me
In your heart forsaken, me oh
Trust in my self righteous suicide
I, cry, when angels deserve to die
In my self righteous suicide
I, cry, when angels deserve to die

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This has truly been a day of ups and downs. Let's start on a high note first. Last night I saw Tenacious D with special guest Greasepaint. If you can't figure out by the name, Greasepaint is a band comprised mainly of clowns and carnival folk. They were interesting to say the least. Clowns playing the blues....and that is all you need to know about them. The D came on after and set to rock our freaking socks off! They played a shit load of songs (some from the new album) and they had some movie skits as well. All in all, it was a real entertaining evening. That was all last night of course. Today (on a sadder note) I was denied acceptance into graduate school. Really kinda blows your whole day, and the rest of your life on top of that. No matter, I might just have to reapply again in a year. I blame it on the economy.

On a much better note, Hakeber and I have now been going out for 2 years as of today. It is our anniversary. We are gonna go and celebrate by going to Sonic. I know... we live a sad, sad life. I am just looking forward to living with her in the summer. In any event...

On with the news...
Student toss bottles, light fires after Maryland win - Fear the Turtle!! (hahaha)
65-Year-Old Woman Pleads Guilty to Leading Pickpocket Ring - This could have only occurred in Florida. I mean you don't need to quick in a community full of retired, semi-deaf, old people. You probably could use the old "Wallet Inspector" bit on them.
How about Vanilla Coke? - Vanilla Coke? How about Vanilla Vodka and Coke....now that is the shit right there!
Osama Bin Laden arrested at Delhi railway station - One of those many crappy April Fool's attempts. I think this one was in bad taste myself.
Worst Car of the Millennium - Awwww, cmon. THe VW bus was just the shaggin wagon waiting to happen.

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Well it is that famous day know as April Fool's where stupid people try and trick other stupid people into believing something. Hard to believe it is not national holiday isn't it. Here is what my school did in celebration of this day. Other years that produced better things. The school has created a "virus" on the website that made it all scrambled. Another year they created an alternate version through the routers to the rival school's site. That was actually humorous, but how's does one know they have gone too far? The Canadian Dollar fell in worth a little today. Today I am going to see Tenacious D at the Tabernacle here in the ATL. However it would just be in the style so stage a fake show, have a couple tall skinny guys try and play some of songs, and then come on after a while. There is a lot of crazy shit going on in the world today...we need a little humor.

Plugz
Brendanverse - he has his own little universe (awww....)
Erinz - Hottie (nuff said)
Crescent Fresh - With a name like Crescent Fresh....its gotta be good.
Dgnr8 - Represent the dirty south!
Freak Farm - Nasty ass freaks!

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