Mr. P'body's Place

As you can probably see to the left, I got a new poll from Bravenet and I am not totally sure that I like it. I could just make my own poll using some script, but this is just way easier. So let me know if you like it. Just to let you know in advance....the images for this post really has nothing to do at all with this post. But of course by me acknowledging the image in the post in fact makes it have something to do with the post. Jeff wanted me to give his site I am a punk a plug, but as you might notice...it is not even up yet. Not that that even matters. Ajay has been back from a trip to India....has some really interesting pictures. I think he really went through Britney Spears and porn withdrawal over there. I don't even know how Retunh finds all those pictures of people sticking stuff up their butt. That is just wrong! Maybe some one needs a new hobbie. Although I do think that everyone who is a webmaster has a hobbie of looking at porn. Silly people looking at porn.

Ask Jeeve's really stupid questions and see what comes up...
Where can I score some weed?
Are you left-handed?
How is it hanging?
Do you like boobies?
Do you get asked a lot of stupid questions?

Let's Ponder...
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write. A Good Doctor.
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
How do I set my laser printer on stun? (thanks BHZ for the link)
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
If it's zero degrees outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Why do banks charge you a "non sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?