A little while ago, someone posted on one of the many email lists I am on, about the drinking game that goes with the State of the Union address that happened last night. Of course that followed by someone who posted the rules for the Superbowl drinking game. Of course all this activity got me thinking. "What other types of drinking games are there out there?" Turns out there are a crap load of games out there designed for the single purpose of getting people drunk off their ass. Here are a couple that I felt were particularly amusing.

Here are a few games:
Monday Night Football
Simpsons
Guess the note
Asshole
Beerolopy
Three man

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Which Bowling For Jesus Personality Are You?

You are Ed Yuban. You spend a lot of time in the house. It's not that you don't enjoy going outside, you're just content with the wonders that living indoors and electricity have to offer. You prefer relaxing in your own home with a couple of friends and a six-pack rather than the sweaty people and over-priced drinks you'll find in most clubs. Besides, you really only enjoy dancing with five-year-old girls who call you "Daddy." You're basically good people, just very hard to understand.

Take the Bowling For Jesus Quiz.

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[Chorus]
I got my twin glock .40s, cocked back
Me and my homies, so drop that
We rollin on twenties, with the top back
So much money, you can't stop that
Twin glock .40s, cocked back
Me and my homies, so drop that
We rollin on twenties, with the top back
So much money, you can't stop that

Now where'd you get that platinum chain with them diamonds in it?
Where'd you get that matchin Benz with them windows tinted?
Who them girls you be with when you be ridin through?
Man I ain't got nothin to prove, I paid my dues
Breakin the rules, I shake fools while I'm takin 'em, whewwwww!
Tell me who's your weed man, how do you smoke so good?
You's a superstar boy, why you still up in the hood?
What in the world is in that BAG, what you got in that BAG?
A couple a cans a whoop ass, you did a good ass job of just eyein me, spyin me

[Chorus]

Man, that car don't come out until next year, where in the fuck did you get it?
That's eighty-thousand bucks GONE, where in the fuck did you spend it?
You must have eyes on your back, 'cause you got money to the ceiling
And the bigger the cap, the bigger the peelin
The better I'm feelin, the more that I'm chillin
Winnin, drillin and killin the feelin
Now who's that bucked-naked cook fixin three-coast meals?
Gettin goosebumps when her body tap the six inch heels
What in the world is in that ROOM, what you got in that ROOM?
A couple a gats, a couple a knives, a couple of rats, a couple of wives
Now it's time to choose

[Chorus]

Are you custom-made, custom-paid, or you just custom-fitted?
Playstation 2 up in the ride and is that Lorenzo-kitted?
Is that your wife, your girlfriend or just your main bitch?
You take a pick, while I'm rubbin the hips, touchin lips to the top of the dick
Now tell me who's your housekeeper and what you keep in your house?
What about diamonds and gold, is that what you keep in your mouth?
What in the world is in that CASE, what you got in that CASE?
Get up out my face, you couldn't relate, wait to take place at a similar pace
So shake, shake it

[Chorus 1/2x]

Get out my business, my biznass
Stay the fuck up out my biznass, ah
'Cause these niggas all up in my shit and it's my business,
my biznass
Stay the fuck up out my biznass, 'cause it's mine, oh mine
My business, my biznass
Stay the fuck up out my biznass
'Cause these niggas all up in my shit....... [fade]

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The thing on the right is a cartoon version of one of my roommates. He complained that he hasn't seen much about him on here. It is probably a good thing cause I would say stuff about how he never cleans up, is a complete slob, and has a hard-on for his chameleon named Norbert. Did I mention he likes Harry Potter? But that is enough about him....or is it? He laughed when I said I might do an expose' on him. The other roommates I live with don't really care about being on here. My girlfriend is a different story. I am nit sure if she even cares about being on here. In any case, she is such a hottie. Well it looks like Stats 4 All has been having some problems over the past couple days. In addition they are cracking down sites who use their counter and display adult content. I guess it is a good thing that I don't do anything like that at all. Everyone should go and vote for me! Just the buttons to the left.

Plugz
Plasticmeat - I must say that I haven't really found any meat here, and it is certainly not plastic.
Hole In The Net - I have been meaning to give the guy a more permenant home on this site.
Nostal Jack - This site makes me think of the good ole days...
GUI Olympics - So it really isn't a plug, but I just think this site is funny.

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So if you don't live in the South, you probably have little knowledge of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. And that of course might be a good thing, cause it is crammed down our throats here in the South. I guess it is a sort of poetic justice for all those racial bastards. Seriously though, the man did a lot of good things, I just don't want to hear about them for hours on end. So as local news stations, the local newspaper, even the streets filled with banners of this wonderful day explode in front of me, I feel a need to set out on a journey to find the cracks in the net where the wacky things live. Jim Crow Laws had to be some of the stupidest laws in the land. James Earl Ray assassinated King, and only got 99 years for it. Of course some people don't think he actually did it. Other sites honor the man, and some even celebrate this day as his. It is all kind of sick and this is not all about him anyway. Why don't we learn about King the fun way. And you can always go shop at the King Mall for all your latest King gear. And nothing is cooler than a flash presentation of the "I have a Dream" speech. Technology is truly a wonderful device at conveying a message. I think that is enough for now. I plug people another time.

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So I got my copy of Star Ballz just the other day. All I can say is that is some crazy shit. If there was a such a thing as B movies for manga...this one would be a C- It really isn't that bad. It is sometimes hard to follow and too repetitive at times, but it is funny (especially if you have had some beers) and pokes fun at almost everyone and everything. But what the hell do you expect from a anime porno parody of a sci-fi fantasy. Guess I need to see Hardware Wars nows. And of course you can't deny the great power of the little menace! I just got Star Ballz for the fact that George Lucas was suing them. Here is a little message for those guys...don't stop believin'! I tried looking for a divx rip of it, but never found one. I am sure one will pop up soon. Of course you can find a divx rip of Sailor Moon and the 7 Ballz all over Gnutella servers. Ironically, these people produced the other movie as well.

On with the news...
187 Tech students accused of cheating - This made the front page of the local newspaper the other day.
UGA athletes suspended pending investigation - This however did not. I can't believe a suspected raping takes the back burner compared to students cheating. Our local paper is just a little bias toward the other school.
Bruckheimer considers 9/11 film - This is just what we need. From the man who took "Pearl Harbor", turned it into a crappy love story which overshadowed the historical significance of a national tragedy wants to produce another film about another tragedy. This man needs to be publicly stoned.
Man dies, his lizards are hungry... - This is a message to my roommate who has a Chameleon. Sleep with one eye open my friend, cause one night when you least expect it...it will strike with a vengeance unseen on this Earth for millions of years.

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So I went out and got some more pictures. The great things is that all of them or those taken by me. So I redesigned the whole Image Gallery section into the new and improved Media Gallery. I guess at first you would think that the only that has changed was the name, but oh no. I made all my flash movie available and easier to steal for all those budding webmasters. Now if you notice, there also some other changes to the Media Gallery besides the flash stuff. If you are still clueless about who Blind Prophet is and the places they play, I have some pictures of the playing at the Brandyhouse that you just can't miss. Those guys rock my face off, everyone should try and catch one of their shows. There is also picture from when I went to the Seattle Bowl with the GT Band. Yeah it was a crazy good time.

Plugz...
Hole in the net - he changed his layout, deserving of a plug.
UT13 - Thanks to my french-english dictionary, I can read this site.

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Well it looks like Ethan Zohn is the reigning king of CBS's Survivor until the next season. He looked like a likely choice. Although my favorite, Jessie, was kicked off after only 6 days, I really felt cheated. The desire to watch the rest of the season kinda went down, but I am happy with the way it turned out. All of the contestants have been chosen for the next installment of Survivor and it looks like they are going to travel to some island in the South Pacific. Take a look at the map for the place. All this talk about survivor makes me want to apply for the 5th venture of this crazy show. But the application date is vastly approaching and I have a bunch of stuff to do in the mean time. On Saturday I think I am gonna take in a car show.... a monster truck show to be exact. This will be might first, so I am looking forward to becoming a hick. Speaking of hicks....check out the creation of the The Dirty South to the right. Just another group of webmasters joined by spatial location. So click those links, and do the dirty bird while you are at it.

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I definitely need to find some pictures for this site...I really have been slacking. I have a bunch of pictures, but just none of them worthy or appropiate for the main page. Of course I could fill these updates with copious amounts of porn, but that would just be distasteful. This week has been strange in the realm of news once again. Dave Thomas founder of Wendy's died earlier this week. Buddy Clinton will be official memorialized in the Clinton exhibit. On a lighter note, that Weakest Link Chick was the worst dressed for 2001. Of course a close second was Britney Spears, sorry Ajay. You know what site I haven't visited in a long while... Hamsterstyle. It is because the poor guy has had so much bad luck with finding providers his site has been down for a long time. Hopefully now he will be back for a while.

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First of all this site is just disturbing and I really don't know what to make of it. Go over to see my friend CrazyAss13 and show his some love. He has gotten bored of his site, so maybe some hits will excite his life. So I was half right and wrong. Matty from TSGML was back for a little while but then finally decided to quit. I am sure he will back in another form. Looks like Buzz has finally made the big time. I think his image was airbrushed. The poll is back and on the left, so everyone vote. It is just wonderful demographic data. Eminem hits the news again. Tenacious D is the greatest band in the world. Where most bands only rule, JB and KG reign! Don't believe me...well then check this out!

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So it looks like SSX Tricky is gonna be the death of me this semester. That game is so addicting. Landed myself a new site to look at... Landover Baptist Church Bringing you such wonderful stories as True Christian Movie Guide, American Embryos Granted U.S. Citzenship, and of course Rectums. It is just crazy and wacky stuff. This chick said she liked the new layout. I love feedback, even if it criticism. Wanna see the Christina videos? Here are all four! I seriously don't think it is her, but hell the girl is hot anyways. New Crankine Column featuring the Daft Punk movie. Now it is time for some old skool media files. Remember these insane flash movies? Oh no, anything but the Black Ninja! Nothing like a little Diplomacy. Hey Mister Taliban...we got all the bombs.

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Classes start today and it is a freaking Friday! What kind of crap is that!?! Sometimes I just don't understand how this school works. But there are a few good things. I am only taking 12 hours of classwork so that means I will have plenty of time to goof off. This of course means I will have tons of time to play my newly acquired Nintendo GameCube. I got a ton of game for the machine and I know I am just gonna fail all my classes this semester. That might be a bad thing especially because I am planning on graduating at the end of this semester. It is just some crazy ass weed to think that I might be graduating after only four years of college. My truck got broken into last night. The bastards didn't steal a thing but just busted out the window and left a few marks in the paint. I still would like to find the person and publicly stone them. Daft Punk just rules, and this just makes it even better. Crankine column is back, it never really left...I am just not done converting everything over to the new scheme yet.

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I have owed that guy a plug for a long time. So I finally done with the site change. As you can see not much changed at all. I was kinda tired of the color scheme and wanted some with more spunk. So I have been out of it for a while and the whole naked cam girl thing over at Thissitegotmelaid is very stupid. I am sorry Dirk that you are out of a job. But I would bet money that within a week the site will be back up and everyone will rejoice once again. That is how this whole E/N thing works. A site announces that they are done with all this E/N site of get booted off because controversy and they get tons of hits. Then a week or so later they come back and they get tons of hits again because everyone finds out they are back and plugs them. E/N culture is so obsessed with hits. Back tomorrow with more content. It is snowing in the ATL right now and that will probably not happen for another 3-5 years.

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