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December 31, 2001

One week AWOL (31 - 24 = 7 days)

So this is a quick update from home. That is right I am home for the holidays. Hakeber and I have been at my parents house every since getting back from the Seattle Bowl. If you didn't watch the game, Tech beat the crap out of tree hugging hippies from Stanford. Ever since the 28th I have been at my parents house with limited cable TV and no internet access. I did download a copy of Netzero so I could have some access with my laptop. There are some many pop-ups in the free version it is almost insane on a 56K modem. I am sorry to all those dail-up readers out there, I never realized how slowly my page loads until now. The nice thing about being at my parents house is the fact that there were no parents until yesterday. I basically was dog-sitting until they got back. So I am not doing much for New year's, just gonna watch Dick Clark tell us when the big ball drops. Dinner is in 15 minutes. More impressive update when I get back on the T1 connection.

December 24, 2001

Got a Kwanza card from my dad...

So in about 3 hours I am suppose to wake up and get on a flight for Seattle. That is right...I am heading to the Seattle Bowl! It is just one of those perks you get for being in a collegiate band. You get to fly 5 hours to a bowl game in the North(?). You have to leave over Christmas, so there is no time to spend with you family. And then you get to play your instrument to thousands of fans in hope of a TECH victory on a partly covered converted baseball field. WHAT WERE THESE PEOPLE THINKING?!?

So I am gonna be out of town until the 28th. Go visit all of these people and hopefully they will keep you entertained while I am gone. Hopefully I will get a lot of cool picture of Seattle when I go. This will be first time I get to see the Pacific Ocean. 33 Peace out!

December 21, 2001

Everyone loves a little Dicken's Cider

i went to the Shakespeare Tavern tonight and saw A Christmas Carol by Dickens. I seriously couldn't stop thinking of the muppets version the entire time since the story was told in the storyteller fashion. I enjoyed the show never the less. Tomorrow I am going to see this movie if it kills me. Thanks Andrew for the new CD, it is pretty funky. They kinda sound like a new version of Chicago. Now I just need to find something for you. I need to find some Red Wolf for my best friend. It was his only Christmas wish this season. I still have gotten jack shit for my girlfriend so far and now I am getting worried that I might not find anything for her. Tomorrow is the last day for shopping for me. If I can't find something for her by tomorrow then I am just screwed. I am easy to shop for though, just check out the wishlist. I don't ask for much do I? Retnuh and Tara are the coolest. So is Deviant with his XP style.


On with the news...
'Rings' Grosses $18.2M on 1st Day - It opened in the middle of the week when most students are having finals. This thing is gonna make Harry Potter its bitch!
Ebola Has Spread to Congo - Like a said before, this is the real scary thing in the world besides this war of terror. The CDC just has way too much stuff to deal with now. I have a feeling it is gonna sweep Africa.
World's Funniest Joke Revealed After Internet Vote - That was suppose to funny? Maybe the people that voted just have sense of humor. I personally like the jokes that start out with a priest, a rabbi, and a talking frog walk into a nightclub...

December 19, 2001

Tis the season to be Merry. - Well that's my name. - No Shit

Well it looks like I went AWOL for another few days again. We can you blame me, all of campus is shutdown so they are just forcing us to go and play outside. So the past few days have been filled with lots of eating, sleeping, and Christmas shopping. I am catching up on the first two. Today I am going to my girlfriend's house (she just updated her site) back in Bumblefuck, Nowhere. It really isn't all that bad. Then the festivities will continue on Saturday with me going to my house for the gift exchange. God help us all. So let me plug a few cool sites and give you guys a little content to look at for hopefully a shorter period of time than this last time, and then be on my way. Hunter is freaking the coolest, plus he is from the South. Ain't nothing wrong with that! Then he told me of this girl and then it got me thinking that maybe there are a couple more Southern webmasters out there. So if you are from the South and have a website, drop me an email. So if you check out my desktop you will notice that I am no longer using the default Windows shell. I have moved onto LiteStep for now. Go the website for more information exactly what I did.

December 14, 2001

Mandarin Oranges = yummy!

First of all, yesterday was Erin's birthday...Happy Birthday Erin! I am done with finals, and that also means I can finally shave. I think it is some sort of unwritten rule that you can't shave during finals week. I need to get a haircut bad. Time to plug everyone I have talked to in the last week. The guy from Plasticmeat asked me for my tag board. Of course I said sure. He told me he would eventually be moving to here. I am gonna become one of Allupenya's bitches. His site has become really popular, maybe it helps to be mocking Stile. Capt. Falco just has way too much time to find all that media for his site. Some of the stuff I have seen before, but then others are totally off the wall. This site is run by a couple of brothers. Of course I mean female brothers, and they deserve a plug for that reason only. ViolentKisses is really cool. Classorsex is full of people taking finals. And just when you think you have seen everything there is to see in cyberspace comes the Rev Sandman with something extra special. And I am spent.

December 12, 2001

Shoot me now!

So I am finding new and semi-exciting ways of procrastinating from finals. I have a probability and statistics final tomorrow that is gonna rip me a new hole. Did you know you can get stuff for your dum dum wrappers? I want to get the shirt ...it is hella cool. Burger King onion rings just do not agree with me at all. I will probably never get them again. My gangsta name is Fried Green Poo-poo Pants. Doesn't that just strike fear into everyone. I am not gay, but these people sure are happy about it. I am so straight that I love cars and women, and a website that blends them together has to be a hetrosexual's dream come true. Gotta love the new desktop I have thanks to them. I got a freaking parking ticket on Monday, and it is gonna cost me $40. Parking can go suck my left nut! But I have to think of happier thoughts before the end of the semester. I need to think of the wonderful gifts I am going to receive and the wonderful time I am going to have with my girlfriend after all the finals are done.

On with the news...
CBS Plans Military Reality Show - That is just what we need is more reality shows. I want a show that is based on events that never could, never did, and never will happen. I want show that gives ordinary men the chance to sleep with their favorite porn star. Now that show would get ratings.
Ebola victim disappears from Gabon village, raising fears disease could spread - Great! Now after almost major and minor target in the "free-world" has been named as a possible target for terrorist attack, let release a super deadly virus too. Where the hell is Superman when you need him?
White Christmas a Good Bet? - I wonder why they haven't been running odds on my state. Well maybe because the odds for it to snow on Christmas in the dirty south are close to 10,000 to 1. I don't even remember the last time it snowed here in December let alone Christmas. I would still take the bet nevertheless.

December 11, 2001

GEORGE P. BURDELL!

So as of 12:44am today (12/11/01), this was the scene on Time's person of the year poll. So who the hell is George P. Burdell you might ask? Well this is your source for information. Here is possibly the shortest bio on him I could come up with. Back in the day before computers and calculators, in the land of slide rulers and T-squares a advantageous TECH hopeful got two applications for this elustrous school. He filled one out for himself and the other he decided to send in with the name "George P. Burdell" on it. The name was comprised of his schoolmasters name and the name of his cat. Now both the student and George were accepted, and began take classes together. George managed to pass all his classes and graduated along with the student with a Bachelors of Science. George has become a legacy at TECH always managing to enroll for classes. George has graduated with every degree, served in WWII, and his name is called out an many football games. Go here to learn more about he great man. So now the man himself is up for the man of the year on Time magazine. Got to give to give it up to all those script writers out there. Oh yeah, and that "Bucky Johnson" guy is my band director. How do you like them apples? Here is the last good thing I found at StileProject.com. The whole thing between Internetgossip.net and Stile is just funny. I am even thinking about taking down my link to the Stile top 50. I don't get any traffic for it anyways.

If I were a work of art, I would be Pablo Picasso's Three Musicians.

I am colourful and provoking, always looking to break out of the mould and to pioneer new ways of doing things. I have a jaunty outlook and although I am a bit weird, most people have some idea what I'm about.

Which work of art would you be? The Art Test

December 9, 2001

Candy necklaces are good for necking...

Download Trillian! Download Trillian! Holy Crap, another update so soon? Actually I am just procrastinating right now. Anyways, finals really suck sweaty monkey balls. Everyone should go and get Trillian because it is the best multi-messaging program out there. It mounts AIM, ICQ, MSN, Yahoo, and IRC. Definitely worth a look see. Did I mention it was free. I got a real eye full from Cookie just yesterday. Nice piercings Cookie! So the Segway might actually be put to use, nothing strikes fear into the hearts of criminals like a cop on a scooter. I want to go and see the new Ocean's Eleven even though I have never seen the original Rat Pack version. I heard that Julia Roberts actually shows some skin in this film. Not that her naked is a good thing, I still think she looks like a horse though. So if the monkeys are gay, we can be too. Sperm donation is some good money, but this is just another reason not to do it. I love Sean's new design on his site...unleash the dragon baby! Go and get me something off my wishlist for Christmas.

December 7, 2001

TGIF!

So I am dead tired. I am talking dead dog tired. It is almost so bad that I can barely keep my eyes open. What lead me to this state of alert slumber you might ask? Well it because it is the week before finals. This past week is commonly known as Dead Week. The professors are suppose to be nice to the students and not assign homework and quizzes during this period. Of course not every Prof subscribes to this idiom. Most professors make up for this Dead Week inactivity by most of the term papers do this week. So I had a string of rough papers this week. Here is one of the papers I did in a hypertext version for my urban fiction class. I was averaging only 4 hours of sleep each day. Sleep becomes a hobbie when you come here. It is sad but true. Another funny thing about school is that they make up for not having a strong english program by having a math program without numbers. It is a real treat let me tell you. Why couldn't I go to a party school? Well this is gonna be a very short update only because I am so dead and that I might be leaving around midnight to see Monsters, Inc. for a second time. Hey they have the outtakes now. It should be funny. ViolentKisses is from the ATL! Give her some dirty south love.

December 4, 2001

Classes suck ass

The new Segway was unveiled just yesterday. All I know as a consumer in a capitalist economy that I want one. I don't even care if it is a durable good or not. With a potential price tag of around $3000, it is just a expensive bike. Check out more of my comments on Deviantonline once my post passes through the editor. :) Well add CrazyAss13 to the illustrious list of domain names that have a word or phrase followed by a number. Maybe we can make that another one of those site alliances that have been springing up recently. I mean there is the "Ass Affiliates" which include sites like Badassmofo, E.H.O.W.A., American Jackass, and Slapass. The only reason I can figure that these guys are joined together is because they have the word ass in their domain names. There is also the another one by the name of the Western Mass blah blah blah. This one is based on location, I guess. This one includes a lot more sites. Some of them are Unlovely, Wondergirl, Class or Sex, Big Dark Cloud, and This site got me laid. So why not have a alliance of sites based on the name and number in their domain names. It makes sense to me at least. I have been thinking about this whole alliance thing for a while when I was trying to find trying to find other sites that were in the South. Well it turns out there are just too many rednecks in the south. And then of course there is the Icy Hot Stuntaz who are just up the road. But if you are in the South and want to set some link exchange thing, that is cool. But until that time, we are gonna have the NNA (Name Number Alliance). Here is the list of sites I have found so far that could be included in this alliance.

NNA (Name Number Alliance):
CrazyAss13
Buildingon3
Halo64
Dgnr8