Mr. P'body's Place

So my host and good friend flipped his Acura Integra over turkey weekend. What makes this funny is the fact that this is the third Integra he has wreck (the second one he has owned). He is alright, and in fact is he going to get some pictures of the totalled car sometime soon. Celebrities who actually run their own websites are few and far between. That is what makes Wil Wheaton so cool. Especially when he beats up Mr. T. You would think new age actors like Seth Green would maintain their own sites, but you would be wrong. It is really a sad thing. And there are those people who think they are really famous. Take the cast of every Real World or Road Rules. People like Matt Smith just totally make me smile a sheepish grin. I knew Matt a little when he went here. I took a couple classes with the guy, but I didn't know him at all. You would have totally never expected him to go this far. But I have to give Supa-fly props for trying to do something with his famous face.

Crankine3: I got something, don't know what it is
MrPbody33: you mean sickness?
Crankine3: yeah ... cold, flu, mono, aids, pregnancy, anthrax
MrPbody33: who's love child you carrying?
Crankine3: Mr. Cal C. Ulus, III
Crankine3: he fucks me up the ass on a daily basis
MrPbody33: hahaha.....guess you don't need a woman anymore
Crankine3: i think i am getting all the loving i can handle

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Stupid Ballot-Box deleted my account or something. Oh well...just got another one despite them. Last polls results were lost, so this poll will carry over to December. I am writing for DeviantOnline now. Deviant has create a sort of online community thing over there. He asked me if I would join in....I said, "sure". So you can check out some of my writing over there now, but it really isn't any different from what I am doing over there. Oh yeah, over there I can't use potty language like I can over here. The site uses PHP-Nuke. Word to your mother! I am buzzing on 800mg of Motrin right now, so no telling what I am gonna write about next. So it looks like Sexual Frustration is forever gone, but don't fret....Splooger is now Dirk at Thissitegotmelaid. I said it before and I will say it again..."what a great domain name!" So go over there and give him some love. Also I would like to give some mad love to my main man over at Blueshade Chill Lounge. Totally killer site design and splash screen. My favorite color is blue, so maybe I am a little biased. Oh yeah...I got a 138 on that IQ test. Good thing I know what terse means.

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So yesterday again proved that even when you think something is a sure thing in college football...it can totally turn around and f*ck you in the ear. I am sure the BCS rankings are going to get all messed up. They come out tomorrow. But now we move on to something completely different. The Critic was probably one of my favorite shows back in the mid 90s. Of course the rest of the general public didn't hold my same views on the show. Now after being pushed around from network to network....I finally think the show has found its niche. The Critic is on the internet now...go and check out some of the shorts. So it is Christmas shopping season I guess, so buy something for me off my wishlist. Hey, everyone has one of these things and I am just a lemming in the E/N culture. I love Star Wars, but someone just had too much time on their hands. I can't believe they actually made something that looks this freaky. This last thing is for Ajayonline and his Britney Spears fetish. I hope you enjoy it Ajay!

Some more cool AtomFilms...
Bikini Bandits 3 - a true classic for the ages.
The Band - well you knew there had to be something about the band sometime.
Asian Pride Porn - I thought it was going to be an instructional video.
The Mullet Chronicles - you just can't go wrong... mullet = comedy.

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Well turkey day and come and gone. It has left me with two things. The first of which being a new notch on my belt. I can't believe I ate so much food. The second thing that famous turkey day gives us is football. More football than you can stand. Football our your ears. And since so much football is presented on an extended weekend, well they have most of the major rivalry games played this weekend. Lots of big games have been played already, and there are more even today. Yesterday #2 Nebraska lost to #14 Colorado. I must say that I was surprised by this entirely. Nebraska now has no chance for winning the national title. But this game really wasn't a big rivalry. Here are a couple of the rival going at it today and a few of my picks. Now don't base anything on my picks...they are usually crap. I thought Georgia Tech was going to win out this year...look how off I am. Of course I may be biased. Already underway at the start of this update, it places no surprised to me. Oklahoma St. and Oklahoma. Make no mistake...Oklahoma will be wiping the field with Oklahoma State's a$$. This is just a stepping stone for Oklahoma's next battle with Nebraska for the top dog position in the Big 12. I can see Oklahoma going up against Miami in the Rosebowl. Another big game is the Michigan and Ohio St. game. Of course I writing this kinda late, so Ohio St. is already leading in the 4th quarter. Ohio St. is probably gonna win. And of course I save the best for last. Georgia and Georgia Tech is a huge rivalry. In the last three straight meetings, Tech has won in last second victories. This years contest is probably gonna prove to be another even match between them. There is no prediction on this one...it could go either way. Well I am gonna go watch some football...see ya on the flip-flop.

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Ah...so it is Wednesday and I still have classes. Some of my professors are truly mean for holding class right before Thanksgiving. And of course these are the same professors that have papers due right after the break and take attendance for a grade everyday. How do I get stuck with these shaft classes. Who cares anyway? I am gonna soon be off to two Thanksgiving dinners. I have heard of people having more, but this is a lot for me. I am gonna get stuffed beyond belief. What is the hell is happening over at IG now? I think that site does enough gossip in its own right that it really doesn't even need to report on what is going at other sites. I mean look at the freaking poll for this month. Carebears are holding their own against Transformers and G.I. Joe? That is not what is messed up. What is messed up is the fact that last months poll revealed that most of my viewing crowd doesn't have a girlfriend and likes to masturbate. So what we have now is a whole bunch of carebear-lovin' masturbatin' freaks coming to my site. All I can say is...WELCOME! Soon I will have the Porno for Popples up. So if Carebears tickles your fancy...Popples are gonna flip yo lid.

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God damn I love Pink Floyd. They seriously have to be my favorite classic rock band. And if you have never done the Wizard of Oz and Dark Side of the Moon sync ...then you just haven't lived. I can watch that thing sober...it is so freaky. I wish modern rock band would create albums that were meant to be listen to from start to finish. Radiohead is probably the closest band to ever do that. I am sure one of their albums has to sync up with something. I love Supergreg! I want to see this guy perform. He has been everywhere. Thanks to Phat for the pic. He also sent me another pic a long time ago. What does the joystick have that I don't? Don't answer that! Maybe size does matter. I can spot fake boobs from a mile away. But sometimes it does help to have some up close tactile investigation to confirm anyone's hypothesis. But I am all for breast augmentation. If you feel it will make a better more attractive person, well then I think you are just the shallow enough person that needs them. So rejoice in those massive fake boobs of yours. I love this action sequence. It never gets old to me. I can watch it over and over again. Oh yeah, here is a sample of what i am gonna be doing for the Porno for Popples to section on the site. It is really basic. I love those doctored Family Circus pictures. And this will be kinda like that, but with an 80's cartoon cartoon character hardly anyone knew about.

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Man, do I have this E/N thing down or what? I update infrequently and then just apologize to my fictitious audience that I a sorry for now posting more. Haha. I think I might start to learn all this l33t talk. I think being gay is no longer fashionable. I am not saying being gay is bad...and I also not saying that I am gay. I think that the 90s were the decade of the gay. Celebrities were coming out of the closet. TV sitcoms were embracing gay characters. But now...the gay craze has died down. Even people who were once are now turing straight again. But it is late and I am tired. I am working on a couple things for this site right now, but I am not going to put them up until they are totally done. Alright...so I am tired and it is the a.m. right now, so I think I am gonna hit the hay. But I think now who be a good time to plug some big names and see if they notice. LOOK AT ME JACK, ERNIE, and SILOH!!!

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So where the hell have I been for the last week you may ask? Well early last week I was struck my the GRE and it took me a little while to recover from such a blow. My scores were okay...but I don't know if they are good enough to get me into the graduate school of my dreams. Well maybe this should be my grad school. Seems like a nice place? Especially if I have classmates like these. But in all seriousness...applying for grad school is a major bitch. Rex over at Rexmag sent me a nice email hoping I did well. I sucked monkey balls on it. I am gonna take it again, hoping I do better this next time.

But as a cheer up...Cookie from Unlovely contacted me and we had a nice conversation. No matter what she tells you...she is a hottie. She just won't admit it. She tell me I am hottie and that I should get a webcam. Maybe she is hoping I will become a camwhore or something. I tried to use the old "Updohg" joke on her. I never seems to work for me like it works for this guy. That is it for now...I promise I will post more later.

In the news...
Violent meteor storm heads for Earth - I hope this crap hits Osama right square on the noggin. Now that is word you don't see everyday. I hope that will be on the next GRE. Read more here.

Psychics join the manhunt - You have to be kidding me. Psychics? I guess Miss Cleo is gonna tell us when they are gonna strike us next after she tell us that our lying, cheating boyfriend is the father of the baby we are about to have. This is all becoming to nettle. More GRE words... they are everywhere. Read more here.

Fla. Vote Study Shows Thin Margin - What the hell? We are still talking about this? Even Gore said they it is over and we need to focus on the war against terrorism. Really some of these reporters need to be defenestrated. GRE words...they are everywhere. Read more here.

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I am jumpy. I am nervous. I can't sit still. My mind is absolute wreck. I think it because my girlfriend is gone right now. Anyways here is the summary of what is happening in my life right. On Saturday I went home and got my class ring. I am graduating in the spring from here. I have mixed feelings about leaving, but that is another story. My dog was more than happy to see me, and we started to play. I chased him around the room until my foot struck some furniture. I fall down in pain and look at my smallest toe stick to the side at a not so good angle. So after some pain killers, I bind my toes together thinking I have broken the smallest of them. Went to the doctor today, gave me good news that is probably only bruised. He probably didn't think I knew the phrase compacted contusion. In any event...it is gonna be about two weeks til I can walk normal again. Now everyone calls me Gimp (or Gimpy). This is not to be confused with Dagimp who should be giving me a plug on his site sometime soon. But this is not the least of my worries. Tomorrow I have to take the GRE. So wish me luck...I am gonna need it. But enough about me.

Thanks to Sean from Freegreymatter for tuning me back into the internet world again. The internet is a 3 dimensional space. If you go for a long time without turning your head, you miss everything behind you, below you, and above you. And that is just what happened at IG. I remembered WebPig getting into some deep shit. But I didn't know it went this far. I had no idea that is was him in that video about Sheila over at Cheesythighs. Webpig, you are sick for getting off to way younger girls. I think you need to stick to the Aria porn.

Plugz...
(well I need to do some major pluggage...so please bear with me)
Sexual Frustration - He got a new host...that means mo porn, mo porn, MO PORN!
The New Pollution - Is he really the battleship king? I say we have a tourney...
Crash to Earth - I thought I was from another planet after reading this site.
StayPuff - It is not an anti-Jenny Craig site.
Dgnr8 - Show him your pubs!!!
Binnes - I can't understand a word written on this site.
Class or Sex - gave me a lot of hits....hit up hard!
Ajayonline - Also gave me a lot hits...follow directions above.

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So I don't normally do this, but I variety is the spice of life. This will be a serious discussion at times as well as sardonic. You must understand that I am not against the US (I am very much for it), but I take a grain a salt with everything I digest. Just keep ready, you will understand later.

Over the past few weeks I have heard some people talk about what they thought the next target was going to be on US soil. And this talked has led to some pretty educated guesses. One person I heard thought it could be the Hoover Dam. Destruction of this damn would cause a lot of destruction and power loss in a large rural region of the country. Another theory is that the Golden Gate bridge would be destroyed effectively isolating part of San Francisco away from the rest of California. I think the west coast thinks they are going to attacked next just because all the action has been happening on the east coast. This is what we call gambler's fallacy. Here is an example. Just because you have been flipping a coin a hundred times and the coin has been only showing tails, doesn't mean the next time you flip it, it is going to be a head. I think the next attack will be in the South, and more specifically, the CDC.

The Center for Disease Control (CDC) is a prime target for Osama Bin Laden and the Taliban to strike next. The CDC will be the next target for several reasons:
- Houses over 5,000 workers in one area.
- It is the control center for the fight against anthrax.
- It contains many of the world most infectious diseases.
- Any exploding device would send these diseases airborne
- Any nuclear device would do the same, but also has the chance to mutate some.
- Outbreaks of any other diseases wouldn't be stopped if the CDC was gone.

The CDC is the backbone of America's fight against infectious diseases. If the CDC was to be destroyed, a major source of medical knowledge would be lost.

(I hope everything that I wrote down never comes to pass)
God Bless America!

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So, what the hell did happen to my lunch box anyway? Well I never really had a cool lunch box, but man did I think it was cool. But I never remember making the dicision to stop taking a lunch box to school and starting to buy the school lunches. I think I need to try and find my old lunch box again. But seriously, do kids still use these things like they did back in the day. I know when I was growing up, my mom had the time to make me a lunch to take with me. Do parents nowadays even have time for such a tradition in parenting? I am sure that CrazyAss13 and Ajayonline had lunch boxes when they were younger. Now for the random crap... So, my girlfriend is freaking awesome, but she never updates her website. But at least she sends me some cool stuff to put on mine. First of all, if you have Yahoo messenger, add the name magiccrystalball to your list and ask it questions. That's right...it is the Magic 8-ball! Secondly, she was looking through some of the old annuals of my school and found a picture of a naked girl in the 1965 edition. Well it really is a pic of a girl in front of a poster of a naked picture, but still there is a naked girl in our freaking yearbook. Here is the pic! Of course she said they had a section all about streakers in there too. Those crazy hippies.

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