Mr. P'body's Place

I dream of Jeannie was probably one of my favorite shows when I was growing up. Although, I am not old enough to have actually seen it when it first came out, like most of my generation, we were treated to shows in syndication. I think I was obsessed with Barbara Eden when I was younger. And thanks to sites like Retrocrush who just keep those old dreams alive for me by posting a whole page on her...just keep the infatuation going. I use to watch that show religiously. I use to watch that and Gilligan's Island. Of course that show had its own share of hotties. And of course there is Retrocrush to pick up the ball on displaying the "movie star". But again, I think I had a thing for Mary Ann. I think it was her natural beauty that caught my eye. But the guys over at Retrocrush just haven't noticed her yet. Maybe I will drop them an email so they can get on top of things.

This past Sunday I got to play with Blindprophet again. It had been a while since out last encounter. This one was for a local campus concert. I had a blast of course and I think the guys enjoys my company. Second Shift was also there. I don't really like all of there music, but they are a cool bunch of guys. At the end of both their sets, they all got together did a extended jam of Blindprophet's "Funktasia" and then a crazy remake of "Johnny Be Good". Hopefully, they will allow me to play with them another time soon.

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So now I have this really back "F*ck you school" ethic going right now. I was sitting statistics and I was just thinking the entire time, "I don't want to be here. I want to be playing Super Mario 64 or anything else besides being here". So then we get our tests back and I got 13 points above the class average. So I feeling pretty good right now. Gonna go out tonight and eat, drink, and be merry with some of friends. So back to business as usual I guess.

Once again I was searching the net to find some random wacky links for you and this is what I came up with. Maybe this another reason I got fired. Erotic Star Wars is some crazy stuff. And of course all of it involves the scenes for when Princess Leia was captured by Jabba. Star Wars Lego Porn is also pretty funny. Some people just have some sick minds. Rice Power! So if you every heard a rice moblie, you would know.

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So today I got terminated, the can, the boot, laid off, fired, and whole mess of other terms which means I am now unemployed. It is not like my job was all that involved. I basically just worked for a professor as a lab assistant. My job had little description. I basically went through each day doing what ever was needed to be done. The reason that I was told to go home indefinitely...."I wasn't showing progress in my work and that I lacked initiative". What the hell does that mean?!?!? They told me that I wasn't working at a fast enough pace. The part that made me mad was the fact there was no warning...it was just like...turn in your keys friday and have a nice life. So I proceeded to write them a semi-nasty email asking them to me give me the real reason I was laid off. I have feeling that they think I was downloading a bunch of programs on their computers. The fact is that another programmer in the lab was doing that, but I think they wanted to finger me. They wanted to fire me from the beginning. Bleh ...on will stuff that is more relevant to this site.

So I added a new column. In this column (on the right side) will be rambling from my friend Crankine. That of course is not his real name. He asked me if I would allow him to have a place that he could put anything he wanted to put in...I said ok with some hesitance. So go and check it out (it is on the right side).

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So I have heard a lot of talk over at CrazyAss13 about how shows on Nickelodeon corrupted his youth. Shows like "You Can't Do That On Television". Hey, I am over here now likes the old cartoon M.A.S.K. But I would like to preach about probably the best show to ever run on MTV. I am of course talking about Sifl and Olly. If you missed the show, you truly missed out big time. Perhaps the greatest slacker show of all time. Just two sock puppets singing strange songs, reading wacky poetry, and just basically poking fun at anyone and everyone. The sad thing however is that there a only a handful of sites dedicated to that of the sockheads. There was at one time a site dedicated to Sifl and Olly's no brained sidekick, Chester Sadly that site closed its doors and finding any media of the duo is becoming harder and harder. Sifl and Olly were only produced for two seasons on MTV, but the two continued to work together for a while afterwards. Here are a couple of images to help get a better idea of who these characters were.

Plugz...
Sifl and Olly Archive - Tons of Sifl and Olly stuff.
Bobbi Billard - Much better looking than Chester.
Dagimp - I think they might like some of Precious Roy's products.
Hamncheez - Chester just loves Ham and Cheese, ROCK!

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This has to be the greatest story to appear on CNN yet. Here is a little background in case you don't want to read it. So in a propaganda effort, the US is sending radio transmissions into Afghanistan basically telling the Taliban they are gonna die. This is no holds barred Bush doing all this. Man, do we have a big balled President. Make sure to tell him that too. Here are a couple of exerts from the story.

"Our forces are armed with state of the art military equipment. What are you using, obsolete and ineffective weaponry? Our helicopters will rain fire down upon your camps before you detect them on your radar. Our bombs are so accurate we can drop them right through your windows. Our infantry is trained for any climate and terrain on earth. United States soldiers fire with superior marksmanship and are armed with superior weapons,"

Your sticks and stone can't do crap against our shit Taliban. HAHAHAHA...

"You have only one choice ... Surrender now and we will give you a second chance. We will let you live. If you surrender no harm will come to you. When you decide to surrender, approach United States forces with your hands in the air. Sling your weapon across your back muzzle towards the ground. Remove your magazine and expel any rounds. Doing this is your only chance of survival."

Not only does it say how to surrender, it says "when you decide" to surrender. There is no thought of "if you decide" to surrender. The US is putting the smack down on the bitch Taliban.

Plugz...
Budzsack - Drugs, Evil Bert, and other random stuff.
Hey, I am over here now - Haha, very clever.
Rexmag - The bastard are back and better than ever.
Rubber Anchovies - So they have pic of Bobbi Billard naked.
Whitehhose - Hey, wait a minute, there is no white horse here...

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"What is Anthrax?" That phrased was posted all over the campus post office in an effort I guess to curb mass hysteria over this epidemic. Of course, I probably couldn't call it an epidemic because it has only hit some isolated places in the U.S. Plus, it looks like it probably done by the same person. But more importantly we have major evidence that the two cases of anthrax are of the same type. I would have to say that the terrorists are winning. Sure, we might be bombing the shit out of them, but is that really proving anything yet. Are they fearing the constant air raids? I don't think so. Now don't get me wrong wrong and label me as not a patriot, because that could be further from the truth. I just like to play devil's advocate every once in a while to bring some new ideas to the table. The terrorists are creating terror in America, which basically means they are winning that side of the war. Of course Anthrax is nothing to really fear. Here is a good link to get to know your Anthrax. So what do the lesbians to the left have to do with Anthrax? Absolutely nothing! Isn't that great. The world as at war, terror is spreading throughout the land, but the lesbians keep at it. I think I am too obsessed with porn right now, maybe a I need to take a break for bit. Get back to the basics. I mean the main focus of this website shouldn't be porn all the time. Here is something I haven't done in a long while, since the news has been infected with Anthrax.

On with the news...

13 year old accused of robbing bank - Gotta start them younger. I blame it on the fact that toys are getting more intelligent, kids have access to the internet at home, watching too much tv, the music they listen to, and anything within a 5 foot radius of them. It is all the fault of something else, don't blame the parents. Read more here.

Margarine: Pretty in Pink? - First ketcup and now butter of a different color? Oh man...what will they think of next. I am just waiting for the drink that will make you skin turn a particular color for a short while. Rave culture will just go bonkers over that one. Read more here.

Fact or Fiction? - Oh my god, the national news is actually paying attention to the internet for once. This more than just you silly little NIMDA virus, but rather stuff on semi-current chain mail over the WTC tragedy. Read more here.

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So I am a big Survivor fan. Well everyone has to have their one weakness, right? For CrazyAss13...it is the Real World. For Ajayonline...it is Britney Spears sometimes. (Of course I think it is just any porn in general) I know that all the of the things that I mentioned include women in the them, but I assume you that I watch survivor for more than just the eye candy. Of course I am not denying that the quality in women has been steadily increasing since the shows inception. I think I am more into the show now then I was a couple of years ago. I love the show for the psychological strain it places on the constants and the inner politics involved in order to get to the million dollars. But I feel the show is changing. Well of course there is much more sponsorship for the show just because it is a wildly viewed show. The last episode also challenges other television events like the Superbowl. But I feel that Survivor is a show that is not changing. Of course there is always one guy or girl who stands out to be the alpha. But I think this series is trying to present more real people than before. Of course having two bartenders doesn't really prove my point, but the other mix does. I think CBS is trying to present more of a melting pot type picture. I just hope this series is gonna be fair, unlike the last couple.

But I really feel that a show like Temptation Island really needs to move to Cable. Of even better...Pay-per-view! Sure, the show that I am imagining right now is nothing less than a porno, but I think it should include real people...and porn stars. Think of the marketing. 8 lucky couples go off to an island and are split up. On the girls island are people like Rocco and Peter North. And on the guys island stars like Chasey Lain and Nikki Dial. I think this would a show the whole family could enjoy.

Plugz...
Hoopee - Their site is cleaner than mine right now.
Class or Sex - You couldn't choose a better name for a site.
This Site Got Me Laid - I stand corrected.
Swank - This girl is in the band....woohoo!

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So, I have been waiting for this weekend all semester. It is fall break students on campus this weekend. That means no classes until next Wednesday. I am gonna get some serious relaxation in these next couple of days. I might be behind in my classes, but who the hell cares? This is a weekend I need to relax. Spend some time with the girlfriend. Maybe go home and see my parents and my dog. Really it isn't my dog, but rather their dog. I say that because they got him after I went off to college. I was one of those kids always asking for a dog/puppy when I was young. The bad thing was that I had some major allergies to dogs and cats when I was young, so they didn't want me to suffer just to have a dog. Then once I go off to college and out of the house, they decide to get a dog. By this time, I am have grown out my allergies to dogs. I need to get some pictures of him on here.

I also this weekend want to start to get into to disc golf. I went to the local disc shop and talked to a guy that looked just like Jerry Garcia. He set me up with a good combo for starting out. I guess this sport needs some more explanation. Disc golf is exactly what it sounds like. Take a normal sport like golf and a frisbee and you have yourself a totally new sport. This sport has been around for a long time and there are a whole host of disc golf courses around America. You also have a whole bunch of frisbees to choose from. They have long range drivers, mid-range drivers for corners, and of course putters. What is the hole then? Well to the left is example of a disc golf pole. The object of the game, to get your disc into the basket of the pole in as few throws as possible. Well I am outta here...I think the empty field is begging for a flying disc.

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By now most of you have probably seen this photo. And there has been debate as to whether is real or not. I believe that is totally fake and I have done a little research to support that. First of all, there are tones of pictures of this same tourist at many different tragic events. He has been seen at the Hindenberg disaster. At the a fight with the ghostbusters. And at the assassination of JFK. Some people have way too much time on their hands. Thanks to Growler for the images. And of course there is this image thanks to imafraidofamericans that has absolutely no relevance to the topic. But here are some things I have gather to make this images a hoax. First, it had to freaking cold and windy at 8:45am that morning on the top of the WTC and the guy is just standing there with his jacket open. Do they even let tourists into the building, let alone the top of the building that early in the morning? He would have to have gotten there at 8:30am just to fly all the way up to the top with no stops. Third, doesn't it seem there is way too much bright light up there to be 8:45am and with no shadows on any of the buildings below? Lastly, the first strike was to the North tower and from what I can tell, the guy is on the North tower looking Northeast across the city. But didn't the first aircraft come from the Northwest side. If you don't think this picture is a hoax, well then you are gonna have to convince me.

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So, I am tired of explaining what this sport is. Too many people just don't know about it at all. Ultimate Frisbee is a fast-paced sport of skill and endurance. I have been playing Ultimate Frisbee since I joined college. I have never heard of it until I got here, and now of course I am hooked. I will probably be playing this game for many years to come. Do you remember that movie called PCU? Well I think that is the only movie I have seen with an Ultimate Frisbee scene. Makes sense because it is a college movie. Anyways, playing is similar to things like soccer. One person passes to another person on their team and they have to catch the frisbee and stop. They then pass it on to another player until they have advanced the length of the field and someone catches the disc in the endzone for a point. The other team tries to stop them from doing this. If the disc is dropped, the other team gain possession. It has very simple rules at first, but play at the advanced levels get complicated. It is a game everyone should at least try. Here is a good website for finding a team to play with.

Plugz...
Dgnr8 - Porn, Potato guns, and many other things that just makes every red blooded guy smirk.
Slapass - Linking to a big name, think he will notice?
Sawed Off - Cool splash screen and good writing (but no shotgun sales).
Phuckedup - The bastard is back...where the hell did you go man?

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So I don't know if it official war (those voted by Congress), but I pretty sure that the US and Britain are at War with terrorist forces in Afghanistan. I never thought I would see this day. For weeks now I have gone around thinking about how it must have been for US citizens to be walking around the days before the start of the World Wars keeping a normal life. What were people thinking back then? I have walked between classes wondering what is was like to live during those times. I have pondered endlessly on how could anyone during those great wars could think straight. My whole perception of life on this Earth has changed in the last month. How can anyone go throughout life knowing what is going on. Mad props to people like Ernie for keeping his site patriotic during this whole deal. Keep the faith man. Right now all of our lives rest in the hands of the people who we have elected to represent us and serve us. The Taliban would wish this to become a holy war....perhaps THE Holy War. This whole concept frightens me. It makes me imagine some of the old testament stuff. Many fake prophecies have been circulating the internet and you have to ignore them. This is a strange time in the lives of Americans, Afghans, and the human race. The internet however is filled with some good information. Here is a video of missile hitting a building and an Afghan man running from it. Crazy stuff. Stay tuned for more.

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I am sure...I must have used that image before...but who cares...it is just crazy. I am hellish week, I couldn't even begin to explain the week I am having. Nothing better than to drown myself in HTML....right??? Oh well.... Mad props to my main man at Ajayonline for sending me some mad hits over the past few days. I just got Bearshare and I have to say that is one of the best programs out there for file sharing. It is just crazy. Full movies, pics, sound files. I think I am set for the rest of my life. But don't get me wrong...bearshare is probably better for getting some of those hard to find mp3. WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!. Yeah I know that is old, but like it. Seizures any one?? Man this post is complete randomness...goodtimes. Well it is 3am and I have only had a few hours sleep. Oh yeah... vote for my ass. Well my ass isn't as good as Badassmofo or Ernie's House of Whoop Ass, but if you don't vote for my ass...how do you expect to compete with them?? Oh yeah, and when the f*ck am I gonna get on Internet Gossip? I don't think I will ever make that site. Oh wait I know how. Internet Gossip sucks big fat monkey gonads. Yeah you heard it here first...all those people don't know what they are talking about, they are obsessed with camgirls, and they smell funny. Oh yeah....J/K!! God damn, I need some sleep. 33-Peace out!

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I have had kinda a rough day, and things are just not going as I would like them to. I guess today is just not my day. Of course sometimes it just feels like that this isn't my week, month, or even my year. In less than a year I graduate... do you think I know what I want to do for the rest of my life. Heck no! In fact, I don't even know what is gonna happen from day to day. In fact trying to visualize the rest of my life makes me absolutely petrified. The fact that I don't know how my life is gonna end up is really scary. Death doesn't scare me....it is just all the stuff in between that does. Of course I know I could never share these thoughts with anyone...not even my best friend or girlfriend. I know they just wouldn't understand me. The thought about going on with life, making a living doing something (probably the same thing for rest of my life), and then trying to make something out of myself is just one of the worse things I can think of. I think it comes from several things. One is the thought that I know I have to out perform my dad who is a Ph.D. Another one is the fact that I know I am gonna have to support someone. I just seemed to think that the rest of my life I an gonna be around people that are gonna take advantage of me. I hate that when that happens. I think that this will be one of the few times you will ever seen anything written personal on here. In fact, if you are reading this, be surprised that I didn't delete it before I upload it. I am really messed up.

No one bought my eBay items this time. Oh well, I will let you know when I am selling stuff again. It does kinda suck. Next time I am gonna put the words Honda or Acura in the description...then those bitches will sell.

Plugz...
Terpidiots - A terrapin is a kind of turtle, but this are not idiot turtles.
Fuh-Q.com - I think this girl is more f*cked up than I am.
Ajayonline - I must say, I like the new site design.

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Where the hell did Markside and Phuckedup go? Where was I? I need to pay more attention sometimes. I knew Markside has closed his doors for a long time, but kept his top list still active. That is no more. Then Phuckedup just disappeared off the face of the earth again. He has done that once before. Of course I don't bother linking them, because it just leads to a 404 error. They would stop updating theirs sites for a while, and then just disappear. I wonder if they are gonna be gone forever this time. Have you seen all the stuff circulating the net, about the whole WTC tragedy. Well here a few things. Yeah, I an sure that this is real. You knew they would have to create at least of these. And how about some good American sarcasm with this. You always have things that run on a theme. So wouldn't you expect this (probably coming from the same people who brought you hamsterdance.com). It is crazy, and I think it is only gonna get wilder and stranger. I changed the poll so you can vote multiple times....enjoy.

Plugz...
Bowling for Jesus - They are bowling, and it is for Jesus....right on!
Pseudoman - Simpsons and Nintendo and Blog....who could ask for anything more...
Townhouse Pub - I haven't been to his site in weeks, I hope he doesn't disappear.

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