Band Camp: Day #5
I am 58.2% band/corps pure.
That is really not so great, but it not bad either. Of course some of
those questions on that purity test were milder than other tests. I have
taken another test which asks question like,
"Have you ever performed fellatio on your mouthpiece?" or
Have you ever had sex in your uniform?"
I took that test a long time ago, and I think I scored pretty low on that
one. Today was the last day of band camp. It was blazing outside, and
it didn't help that I had a couple drinks the night before. However,
tonight is the big night. Tonight is traditions night for the band. This is were we tell the long history of
the band, sing songs, and have really old alumni tell us how they had to
march in the snow, uphill both ways, and they didn't even have shoes either.
Old people are funny.
It is gonna be a great night. I think I might drink a lot. Gonna be
walking to this party. But of course, the off campus party will be starting
later than usual. If you are in the area, and you know where the crater
is then you can come and enjoy. But most likely you don't. Now I need
to get ready for tonight.