Band Camp: Day #2
So it is the second day of band camp, and no it's nothing like what you
see in American Pie 2. Of course I can only speculate, because I haven't
seen the movie yet. But from what all my friends tell me, it might be even
funnier than the first movie. But back to the point. Band camp is not
the best thing to do the week before classes start. We stand outside in the
blazing heat, we stave ourselves
of water throughout the day, and then play instruments at the same time.
That is one of the main reasons that a good majority of band people are
sexual freaks. Of course
not everyone in band is
sick and
preverted, but
there is a majority of people like that. I happen to be one of those few.
I am sure you figured that out by now. It is really crazy what we do to
perform a silly show during half-time that hardly anyone listens too.
And we try and make standing in the sun more
fun than it really is. Band
camp is really fun though, and before American Pie came out I actually
knew a few people who actually used the phrase,
"This one time at band camp."
It was actually really funny when I heard the phrase in the movie. Of course,
I never actually saw the movie in the theaters. I believe I had a
bootleg
copy of it a whole month before hit the theaters. Well on to some other
stuff that has a little bit more substance.
On with the news...
Tampa Sheriff's Office warning there are hundreds of sharks off Anclote Key.
Forget the damn apes from that summer blockbuster movie. Sharks are gonna
take over the whole world. Right now I would like to pledge my allegiance to the
future shark overlords. Read more
here.
Prez Restocks His Kitchen Cabinet. Why the hell does Dubya want a salad
bar in the White House? "Only two things come from Texas, Steers and Queers...
and you don't look like you have horns." Read more
here.